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Do you think after the London Olympics?

They should keep part of the athletes village so it could be used for MPs accommodation instead of paying mortgage intrest or hotel bills we would save a fortune on expenses.No newT/Vs fridges ect
If this happened i wonder how many MPs within traveling distance would use this accommodation


Would you read this story?

so my friend is writing a book of her life story she gave me the first chapter and here it is.

ATTENTION WHORE- CHAPTER 1.

Are you an attention whore? Well, saying that I understand you is an understatement. “My friend” went through that exact same experience. I’m going to elaborate as if I were she; once more this is my friend, NOT ME.
Mkay?
Great.
So let’s begin on the first day of middle school. Miniscule, frightened, and so damn intimidated by these huge 7th graders and 8th graders. Right at this moment, my life would flip like a fucking coin. Yes this may sound a little trite, but you’ll get over it. I had no idea the shit I was going to go through in the following three years of my life.
Okay fine, it’s not that big of a deal, but indeed the title of this story fit me perfectly though not until 7th grade.
So as a sixth grader, I had no authority whatsoever. I was lucky to get a slight nod or a smile from the cruel elderly middle schoolers, rather than a nasty death-look.
Oh, how much I loathed those stares. They made me feel like a fly on their squeaky clean windshield of life. So, throughout my entry to this parallel universe, I discovered these new exclusive cliques that seemed like one of those typical high school movies.
Though they weren’t emphasized until later on. So I had a nice enough year. I met one of my best friends that year. Everyone respected her. She soon became one of “the girls.” Which includes my present best friends. I wasn’t “in” those days. So anyways, these girls that I mentioned were nice. Yes, they were like V.I.P, but I didn’t mind. I started hanging out with the more often and we became friends.
Blah.
Lets get to the juicy shit, shall we?
So by the end of 6th grade, I developed pretty well. I got the dreaded period in 5th grade, which meant of course I had well formed body parts. In other words, my boobs were larger than any of my friends. This caused for me to get attention from the opposite sex, which I enjoyed. A lot.
And this is where it starts.
Summer was approaching.
I made another new present best friend.
This girl is a grade younger. Her titties were as large as mine.
The male attention direction switched. Cause that’s how the cookie crumbles. Out with the old, in with the new.
Jealousy raged inside me. My desire for male interest increased heavily. I had to do something!
And so, my first kiss was bound to happen. Soon. And it did. After coming back from my lengthy vacation in Argentina, I was at my new equal-tit-sized friend’s house with a shitload of people.
So this womanizer comes up to me.
Short.
Blonde.
A year older.
Desperate for ass.
What more could a fat-attention-craving- girl want?
Nothing more ☺
So this dude kept reeling me in with his small talk and his cute little smile.
He asked for a good-bye kiss, he got it.
BAM. Instant satisfaction. For me, at least.
This miniscule pop kiss meant nothing to this (miniscule) guy. All I was to him: a young naïve chick with a hunger for some attention. He knew, and very well as a matter of fact, that I would give in easily. Very easily. He was correct. I didn’t expect to though. It was a spur of the moment type of thing. (I know, that’s what they all say.)
A few weeks later, my best friend tells me she likes this guy. And this guy happened to be my close friend (and present enemy). A week before that, my other best friend told me she likes the same guy.
Um… lets just say I’ve made out with this kid and infinite amount of times since then.
Don’t be judgmental though.
After what I’m about to tell you, you can be.
My friend, (nameofguy) and I were walking around our condominium and we were headed over to our “spot” which is the bathroom of the Olympic pool.
So the guy tells me we should race over there.
I wasn’t born fucking yesterday. He obviously wanted to get ass, so I asked my friend if it was all right with her if we raced, and she said sure (which in chick world means hell no) but obviously I was clueless.
So I run off with this dude that my best friend likes… and I felt rebellious. Kind of like a thrill. Though regret swallows me till this day.
When we were out of her sight (I noted) he kisses me. Softly.
He tries to go further, I pushed him off.
I knew what he wanted. He knew I was easy.
So when my friend got to us, we go over to our spot.
The three of us sat on the cold marble floor.
Her mom was calling her, she stepped out.
As soon as she was out, he attacked me like a lion attacks his fucking dinner. I was a bit baffled as to what to do. After all, I had barely any experience. So I just followed him. Our tongues inside each other’s cheeks.
I’m grossed out right now even thinking of it.
So anyways, he kept pushing me aggressively to the wall and letting his warm damp hand wander over my shorts… and soon under.
I grabbed hold of myself. I slightly shoved his hand off. This made him want more. He put his hands under the back of my shirt. I was th
yes its her true story, and she’s not really trying to make a book to be published, she’s more of one of those teenagers that write their one book but nothing very big, thank you
(:


Do you think after the London Olympics?

They should keep part of the athletes village so it could be used for MPs accommodation instead of paying mortgage intrest or hotel bills we would save a fortune on expenses.No newT/Vs fridges ect
If this happened i wonder how many MPs within traveling distance would use this accommodation


Which canadian snowboarders are their to watch for during the vancouver olympics 2010? ?


Out of the six NHL Canadian cities?

Which one is the warmest year around? I want to go see a hockey game in Canada but I do not like the cold that much. So, out of Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Ottawa which one has the warmest winters?


Alas! Let us dwelve in the land of wise! Let us absorb the knowledge of the great.?

Greece…most people think that Greece is just a vacation paradise, but to its inhabitants, they might not think the same because how hard it is to live there. Greece, located between 41.8 ° N and 35 °N, 19.8 ° E and 28.2 ° E, is the country I am going to inform you about.
The country of Greece has no other name besides just “Greece.” There are some different technical names that Greece can be associated with. The conventional long form that you can call Greece is the “Hellenic Republic,” while the short form is “Greece.” The long form in Greek is “Elliniki Dhimokratia” and the short form is “Ellas.” The former country name is “Kingdom of Greece.”
Greece’s capital is the largest and most populated ancient Athens and is situated in Central Greece at approximately 38° N 23.7° E. Athens is now known as one of the safest and most affordable cities in the world and is also the world-renowned home for the ancient Acropolis- (acro: edge, polis: city), the home of the statues of the gods and goddesses like Zeus and Athena. The majestic statue marvels are no longer in the Acropolis, but in local museums because of the threat of pollution. The city of Athens has become Greece’s largest center for industry as well as an urban center.

>>Care to answer these questions?
What Did the Ancient Greeks Eat?

The Olympic Games were held every four years, in honour of Zeus. Where were they held?

Which of philosopher was a famous mathematician and engineer?


Do you think after the London Olympics?

They should keep part of the athletes village so it could be used for MPs accommodation instead of paying mortgage intrest or hotel bills we would save a fortune on expenses.No newT/Vs fridges ect
If this happened i wonder how many MPs within traveling distance would use this accommodation


Do you know if teens (16-18) can volunteer for the 2010 vancouver olympics?

if so, where can you find information about teens volunteering. I was only able to find info for 19+ to volunteer.


Why cant canada let female ski jumpers participate in olympics?

Female ski jumpers appeal to Human Rights Commission
By Donna Spencer
Canadian Press
February 15, 2007

Canada’s female ski jumpers are demanding the federal government help them get into the 2010 Winter Olympics.
A quest for equality

"The complaint is focused on gender discrimination resulting from the use of federal funds for construction of a ski jump facility that women will not be allowed to compete upon during the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games," Jan Willis said in her complaint.
********IF THIS WAS IN THE PAST THEN WHY DID IT HAPPEN.


Riddle: California Vs. Texas?

This is kinda dumb but it’s fun to read. Texas Rules!

WHY CALIFORNIA IS BETTER THAN TEXAS:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well…Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We’ll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American’s!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we’re better and thats how it is

- I don’t get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don’t screw around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you’re from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I’m on vacation in their state, but when they find out I’m from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don’t stop at stop signs… we do a "california roll"

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We’re the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State…..GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I’m better than you

- The best athletes come from here

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

WHY TEXAS IS BETTER THAN CALIFORNIA:

Hey… California listen up… Texas is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long… plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won’t even stick out.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"… but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

- You’re chicks aren’t way hotter than ours… they are almost equal… and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye… We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

- We’re taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma’am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We’re famous

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like… but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

- Haha… who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done…

- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans

- About your Porn…. 3 words… "Debbie Does Dallas"… You can brag about it now, but we started it

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We’re smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren’t chasin the beer by 1 yr old… you’re behind.

- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States… yours isn’t even eligible.

- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven’t even come home by then.

- Ok… you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you’re from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you’re talking about… I think you’re watching too much TV.

- Yeah, you’ll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French.

- Of course you don’t stop at stop signs… none of you can drive.

- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh… well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real Mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?

- All the TV shows get filmed there… but where does your favorite poker game come from? Texas Hold’em anyone?

- You can keep your golden state… We’re the Lone Star State…the one and only!!

- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)[TEXAS does have an In-N-Out as well. Liberty, Texas, baby...so stick that in your juice box and suck it!]

- You guys have the best athletes huh?… Eight words… Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin

Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold medals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, TX)

Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Football is a religion, not a sport

- In Texas, football means football, not soccer.

- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.

-Varsity Blues, filmed in Georgetown, TX - Friday Night Lights, filmed in Odessa, TX - Necessary Roughness, filmed in San Marcos, TX

- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California’s gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis…. hahaha

-Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS

Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!

And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without Texas"


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